I don't even know where to
begin here, so I'm just going to start. I am a huge Dario Argento fan.
Suspiria is my favorite movie of all time. I have the ballerina
tattooed on my arm! I'm very sad after watching this.
This is a standard Count
Dracula story done in the worst possible way. We all know the story
and yet... they found ways to make it incoherent and ridiculous.
The
cast acts like they don't want to be there, and even that acting was a
stretch. Absolutely nothing makes sense. It's a jumbled mess. I
blinked at one point and there was a 7-foot tall praying mantis. I'd like to
blame it on the wine, but I got independent confirmation it was
there.
After watching this, I don't
think I will ever watch another new Argento. I will go back to the
classics. Avoid this movie, revisit Suspiria, Deep Red or anything
else. This movie was a mistake.
My rating is Ugly. A very
sad, painful Ugly. Just don't do it
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